The Covenant (2006): Why Our Magic Ended with Low-Rise Jeans
A Xennial revisits The Covenant (2006) and finds it's less about magic, more about metabolism. Nostalgia, nepo babies, and why adulthood hit harder than any warlock curse.
Blue Filters, Latex, and Class Warfare: An Underworld Review
A Xennial revisits Underworld (2003) — latex, blue filters, class warfare, and vampire burnout. Because sometimes a cult classic is really just a mirror for your midlife crisis.
Why Sleep All Day if You Can’t Party All Night Anymore
A midlife look at Joel Schumacher’s The Lost Boys through the eyes of tired Xennials. From 1980s latchkey kids to modern "kidults", discover why eternal youth sounds exhausting when you just want a good night's sleep.
Who You Gonna Call? Probably Just Your Therapist Now.
Ghostbusters 1984 re-examined: how a childhood favorite became a documentary on adult burn-out.
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