THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARS
A Xennial's POV about growing pains, finding your "pack", and youthful rebellion.
Hemlock Grove: Where the Blood is Red and the Taxes are High
A witty Xennial rewatch of Hemlock Grove S1E2 — where gothic fog meets class warfare, werewolf drama, and the haunting realisation that Roman Godfrey really needed a financial advisor. ...more
The High School Years
June 11, 2026•10 min read
Comet Me, Bro: Why 2009 Stefan Salvatore Would Get Cancelled
A Xennial look back at Comet Me, Bro: Why 2009 Stefan Salvatore Would Get Cancelled, dissecting how The Vampire Diaries romanticized toxic tropes, boundary issues, and red flags we now swap for therap... ...more
The High School Years
June 04, 2026•4 min read
Wolf Hairs and Mid-Life Scares: Why 2011 Was a Fever Dream
An Xennial looks back at Teen Wolf season 1, episode 2, finding that Scott McCall's hormonal werewolf chaos perfectly mirrors our own mid-life maintenance phase—from vanishing 401ks to the absolute te... ...more
The High School Years
May 28, 2026•6 min read
From Crop Tops to Coffin Drops: Why The Harvest is a Mood
Why Buffy’s "The Harvest" episode, perfectly explains your modern mid-life burnout and toxic boss. ...more
The High School Years
May 21, 2026•5 min read
Hemlock Grove: Where Our 2013 Angst Met Netflix’s Puberty
Hemlock Grove re-watched: How 2013’s supernatural angst became 2026’s sociological reality. ...more
The High School Years
May 14, 2026•6 min read
Small Towns, Big Teeth: The 2009 High School Time Capsule
A Xennial look at teen drama tropes, social hierarchy, and the chaos of a pre-digital 2009. ...more
The High School Years
May 08, 2026•4 min read
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