The Original Art of Micromanaging Your Immortal Siblings
A Xennial look at The Originals episode "House of the Rising Son". Discover why Klaus Mikaelson’s power struggles mirror our own mid-2010s hustle culture and corporate burnout.
Why 1998 Demons Are Easier to Manage Than a 2026 Zoom Call
A nostalgic, hilarious look at Charmed Season 1, Episode 2. See why fighting 1998 soul-sucking demons was way easier than surviving 2026 corporate burnout, toxic filters, doomscrolling, and a brutal housing market.
Why Your Rent Is High and Your Social Battery Is Low
Why the 2011 sci-fi hit Being Human is actually a soul-crushing documentary about Xennial burnout, remote work isolation, toxic office culture, and the impossible performance of modern adulting.
Dating in 1999: When the Only Red Flag Was a Literal Demon
How we traded 1999's literal dating demons for 2026's digital choice paralysis.
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