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An Xennial looks back at Teen Wolf season 1, episode 2, finding that Scott McCall's hormonal werewolf chaos perfectly mirrors our own mid-life maintenance phase—from vanishing 401ks to the absolute terror of eating dairy after 7:00 PM.

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